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Just because someone says, I love you, doesn't automatically mean they love just you.
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10-10-2012 04:25
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Dear Bed, I love you.
I LOVE rumors! they tell me things about myself that I never even knew!
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02-04-2012 09:21
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People with dreadlocks either love weed or hate showers.
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10-30-2011 01:11
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Being single doesn't mean you know nothing about love. Sometimes, its wiser to be alone than with the wrong damn person.
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07-25-2011 23:04 by BEGO
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You know who your true friends are when they call you at 3AM just to tell you they love you and that their drunk. . .
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03-10-2014 19:57 by JAB
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Facebook is like an ex girlfriend/boyfriend that your in love with; you might not like all the changes but you still go to it when your bored.
Fun thing to say to your neighbors on the first meeting: I love the way your hair smells when you're sleeping.
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06-12-2015 10:16
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Love how Disney movies teach you that you can be anyone you want, as long as it's a princess.
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09-01-2016 15:51
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It’s fun finding love notes my wife hides around the house, it would be even better if they were for me
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09-28-2020 09:33
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Give her flowers. Women love watching a slow death.
I’d love to tell my wife to make me a sandwich after sex, but then I wouldn’t have enough teeth left to eat it.
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06-24-2014 00:45 by Baddie
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Dad, I love how we don't even have to say out loud that I'm your favorite.
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06-21-2015 09:53
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Whenever I see a happy couple, smiling, giggling, feeding each other food, whispering sweet nothings, very much in love, I just wish I could give them a lie-detector test.
When you know why you like someone, it's a crush. When you have no reason or explanation, it's love.
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01-12-2012 21:18 by BEGO
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I'm not afraid of heights, swimming, or love... Just falling, drowning, and rejection...
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09-26-2010 10:13
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I love driving behind old people. You can get so much done: eat breakfast, lunch and dinner, read a book... write a book, etc.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
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03-15-2011 04:01 by RoN
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Wish there were more love songs about naps and liqour.
How many more short, funny sentences must I post on the internet before I am worthy of human love?
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08-14-2015 15:29 by eengrms
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