friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   I don't know about you, but I can't wait to be ashamed about what I do this weekend.

   Questions To Ask Coworkers/Friends Every Friday: What do you mean I'm crazy? Have the unicorns been spreading vicious ugly rumors about me again?

   Let's have a ''Bring Your Gun'' on Black Friday and see the diffrence it makes.

   It's Friday, Yay the weekends here...<BLINK> Monday? WTF?

   Exercise your suck muscle ladies, it's Friday Night!

   Note to self: Try not to run out of TP the day after thankgiving....Now I'm gonna need a 40 ounce beer and a few "disco biscuits" to deal with all these "Black Friday" freaks!

   loves Fridays but Friday the 13th is so stressfull. You have to watch out for black cats, don't walk under a ladder, open an umbrella inside and watch out for guys named Jason with machettes.

   was camped out at Target waiting for Black Friday and got pepper sprayed by police who mistook me for an Occupy Wall Street protester.. :-/

   Poverty is not being able to participate in Black Friday because you don't get paid until Monday.

   Can Ford stop running Black friday ads already...its freaken Sunday already you a-holes!

   Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.

   People without jobs are so like...It's Friday?

   Monday morning is the time we go through photos from the weekend and figure out what the hell happened. I swear that goat said he had ID.

   Sorry you're an atheist and have no one to thank its Friday.

   My wife asked me "when youre on a boys weekend do you think of me?" apparently 'only to stop me coming too soon' was the wrong answer!

   Why wait for Black Friday, when you can shop brown Monday right

   Weekend's coming up. What do you say we surf the real world?

   The weekend is the reason I work Monday-Friday.

   Dear Weekend, I swear the weekdays mean nothing to me. You're the one I want to be with.

   Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already