trump Funny Status Messages

   Experts say Donald Trump has suffered the worst week of his political career until next week.

   Trump has the same problem with the wall as he does in the bedroom ... he can't get it up.

   Trump, Conway and Spicer have now been joined in the "Shameless Joke with No Credibility" parade by Mr. Nunes. Is there room for four stooges?

   If the White House really wants to close Guantanamo Bay, why not just appoint Donald Trump its new CEO?

   Don't worry about Trump, his supporters will still vote for him if he killed a baby in broad daylight with witnesses watching. So what The Donald loves to grope women?!?!

   The one good thing Donald Trump has going for him is that the more he speaks the less ridiculous his hair seems by comparison.

   New course now available at Trump University! The Art Of The Deal: Step 1) Bargain. 2) Fail. 3) Give up. 4) Blame others. 5) Go golfing.

   Question of the day: Do people eat Tide Pods because Trump is president, or is Trump president because people are dumb enough to eat Tide Pods?

   Trump is the Kanye West of white folks.

   Donald Trump Claims Ignorance of KKK, David Duke, While Obama Was Essentially Forced to Denounce Farrakhan — Why the Double Standard?

   Make America Great Again! Deport Trump...

   The United Kingdom just asked Donald Trump's father for a small loan.

   Stop comparing rap lyrics to what Trump said. Now I feel like I can't enjoy 2 Live Crew's music until I know their stance on global warming.

   I picture Trump as president constantly logging into the White House twitter account and retweeting all the tweets from his account.

   If I were gay Mike Pence would scare me more than Trump...

   trump must be very frustrated that congress is full of people with principles that care about Americans. It makes it harder for him to improve America for the richest and whitest Americans at the expense of everyone else.

   The FBI recommends no charges be filed against Hillary Clinton. My next question is, when will Donald Trump be indicted and for what?

   Most Mexicans affectionately refer to Donald Trump as "El Piñata."

   TAMPAX is keeping their jobs in America now, too! Trump really must have had to pull some strings to keep them here!

   Why is "Trump" and "Cruz" understood by some Americans, however those same Americans still don't know the difference between their, there, & they're.