trump Funny Status Messages

   The fact that Donald Trump has no sense of humor makes me suspect that he also has no mirror.

   "On a scale of 9 to 10, how delicious are Trump's steaks?" -The one and only question asked to potential VP candidates by Trump's vetting team.

   Donald Trump promises to defend article 12 of the Constitution after confusing for bankruptcy chapters.

   "I am a proud independent black woman." - Melania Trump

   Clinton vs Trump. Whoever wins, We lose.

   We are not going to call him President Trump, instead he simply prefers "the Donald"

   If you're looking for a good Trump pee joke, Urine Luck

   If you think Mike Pence referring to his wife as mother is disturbing, just wait until you hear what Trump calls Ivanka behind closed doors.

   Donald J. Trump. The "J" stands for genius.

   Everyone is wondering which White House room Melania Trump plans to turn into a brazilian wax studio.

   Seeing the media give most of their coverage to Trump and barely any to Bernie must be what watching the news in North Korea is like.

   If you take Trump seriously, I assumed you weren't hugged enough as a child. Probably not getting enough sex as an adult either.

   Trump constantly flip flops on his positions, no one wants to see him wearing flip flops.

   Donald Trump willing to appear on national TV with that hair must possess extraordinary courage.

   Say what you will about Trump, he sure is loyal to the country that elected him (Russia).

   Jeff Flake voted against disaster relief for Hurricane Katrina. And the guy hates Trump. Now that's saying something.

   #you sound like you got a stimulus check. Not only is Trump your prez, he is your sugar daddy

   "I like Trump because I'm sick of political correctness" translates to "I wish I could say the n-word in public, not just among friends."

   It's time for America to stop coddling idiots and ignorant people. Trump for President is the logical conclusion of the cuts in education that Republicans have been pushing for decades.

   If Trump becomes President ..... There will be Hell Toupee