friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   setting my timer to see how fast this weekend goes by

   Hmmm....not quite sure who I'm doing this weekend yet.

   thinks it's discriminating that there's a Black Friday but not a White Friday!

   Am I the only one hoping that grand jury decision in Ferguson Missouri lines up with my black Friday shopping plans?

   Don't foget to set you scales back 10 pound this weekend!!!

   people are really clever on facebook they always now what day it is and they always want to tell you its friday

   Dear CNN ... NBC News .. Fox News and AP ..... I'm setting my alarm for 3am Friday, so I can wake up, remember I don't give a sh*t about the royal wedding and go back to sleep...

   Going to the mall this weekend and trying on extra small shirts so I can remember what it feels like to be hugged

   Friday! There you are, you sexy son of a btich! We've been lookin for you since Monday!

   Just because it's Friday the 13th doesn't mean anything, my luck sucks everyday so really today is no different.

   The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

   Today is Friday the 13th..not so scary...Oh wait....here comes my ex- I change my statement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   Roses are red violets are blue...it's Friday night and I'm sick of stating the obvious to you

   Dear Paycheck...I only see you on Fridays...I really wish you would stick around at least through the weekend....

   I decided to beat Black Friday and start my Christmas shopping early. *Runs Amazon van off the road

   My idea Black Friday is deleting everyone from my friends list who sent me a mass Happy Thanksgiving day meme yesterday.

   The very best time to re-examine your life is after you’ve had too much to drink on Memorial Day long weekend.

   I don't know why they need a whole month, they get the busiest Friday of the year

   run out of pictures to colour in, in my colouring in book... I guess that is enough work for a Friday...

   It's casual Friday. Go give your boss the finger!