Friday Funny Status Messages

   Damn! Why did Friday the 13th have to be today...it's only the middle of the week!

   What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and becomes immortal. Is it Commando Friday yet?

   Cheers to Friday & the weekend, but most of all thanks to good weather & friends who will get together!!!

   went out on a Friday and woke up one Monday in Bratislava chained and naked on a bench in the lap of an unknown man named Miroslav

   the 1 item on my Black Friday shopping list this year is a mistletoe belt buckle for myself.

   I was skeptical at first so I waited to see if the hype was true. And I'll have to say this was a good Friday....... 

   hey it`s Friday , lets get pissed !

   JAB: I woke up all excited this morning, got dressed to go to work,it's Friday: Pay day and than I realized, I don't have a job and went back to bed. . .

   Happy Sorta Sucks to be the Savior Day...Because it is a farcry of a Good Friday fro him.

   I just read an article that Black Friday in Ferguson was a smash hit....

   Thanksgiving: "Let's give thanks for the stuff we have." Black Friday: "Ok, let's get all new stuff” MERICA!!!

   The only kind of meat a priest can eat on Good Friday is Nun.

   put your hands in da air and wave 'em like you just don't care 'cause it's Friday!

   Happy Friday dance ‎(((( ( • why • ) )))) shake'em

   12/21/12 falls on a Friday. Looks like the world's had enough of Rebecca Black.

   To trumpet players died this past weekend......Guessing God is assembling the Trumpets for Rapture this Friday.....

   May you have a better Good Friday than Jesus had...

   If Black Friday involved gunplay, I would have been up hours ago. And turned one on myself.

   Its friday night! Querentine facebook party going done on my wall tonight and your all invited!

   "The Statue of Liberty just turned 130 last Friday. When France first gave her to us, it was the one time that France didn't retreat..