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Back in my day Werewolves didn't fall in love with babies...THEY ATE THEM!!
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If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon
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12-19-2011 02:22
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There's nothing worse than not getting the right amount of love from strangers on the internet.
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03-21-2013 18:56
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All of these couples in the Hallmark Christmas movies that fall in love in a couple of days should have sequels on the Crime Network by Halloween when one of them murders the other one.
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12-13-2014 11:42 by Keri
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I love how these photoshop models think they have "fans." Let's be realistic. Most of those people are not your fans, they just want to get you in bed.
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I love when my friends lock their keys in their car... And then call me like I can do something about it.. Just because I'm black doenst mean I know how to break into cars!
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I took a sh!t this morning. TMI? Yeah well I don't want to read about how in love you are with your boyfriend of the week either.
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I Don't Care what anybody says, Nothing says I Love you more like standing in line for you're girl to buy tampax pearl."
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Let love come to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page :)
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07-07-2010 21:46 by BEGO
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I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment. We just sleep together every night and wake up together every morning.
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03-30-2012 07:35
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Dear Women, We don't know what we're thinking, so please stop asking us that. Love, Men
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10-03-2011 17:47
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The best love is the one that makes you a better person, without changing you into someone other than yourself.
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Be Yourself, Because you never know who would love the person you hide
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02-10-2011 09:31
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Gotta love the commercials for medications. The side effects of the meds are usually worse than the symptoms. For example, I have an itchy leg. "try dexalog: symptoms may include: hair loss, weight gain, growing an extra head, skin to disintegrate..."
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02-27-2011 22:57
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Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends.
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03-22-2013 20:46
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Falling in love is like falling down when you drunk or high...u dont feel the pain until the magical effect is gone..
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10-09-2011 04:00 by Ad
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“In life we all have an unspeakable secret, and irreversible regret, an unreachable dream, and an unforgettable love.”
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11-29-2011 02:03
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I have an actual date this weekend so if any of you are in love with me, you better say something or forever hold your peace.
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People who marry for money over love usually end up cheating for love over money!
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11-07-2012 07:39
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My mom is so bad at texting. She meant to say "I love you" and she accidentally sent "You're a huge disappointment"... lol parents can't text
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04-07-2014 16:09 by snotty
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