trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump didn't want to drain the swamp, he wanted to rule the swamp. He failed at both.

   I have more respect for the toilet paper I just wiped my ass with than I do for Donald Trump.

   Russia's intelligence agency the FSB, successor to the KGB, has posted a notice on its website claiming that it now has the ability to collect crypto keys for Internet services that use encryption. Thanks Donald Trump!!

   "No one remembers who came in second, only losers" - 2013 Tweet from Donald Trump

   Sometimes I wonder if Trump was only put in to make Hillary look good.

   So, the argument is that Trump said "wire tap" because he couldn't spell "surveillance"?

   President Obama set up anti-pandemic programs in 47 vulnerable countries, as a way to protect against something just like Coronavirus breaking out across the world. Experts begged Trump to keep them open. He closed 37 of them.

   "What will we get for bombing Syria besides more debt and a possible long term conflict? Obama needs Congressional approval." - Donald Trump on 29th August 2013

   The Monk's "Nice Legs, Shame About your Face" is trump's favorite song about selecting a Senior Counselor for his administration ... and third wives.

   What burns Donald Trump more, losing the Trumpcare bill or his herpes that he referred to as his "personal Vietnam"?

   If you hate Trump now, think how much you'll like him if Hillary get elected.

   Trump's wives are proof that you do need immigrants for jobs that American's don't want to do.

   In order to keep his family involved, Trump has appointed Melania head of the Department of mining, given her background as a gold digger.

   Justin Trudeau should have asked Donald Trump what year the War of 1812 took place.

   *the year 2050,,,,,, "Grandpa, how did Trump ever get elected? ".... Well, we were a bit distracted, That was the year that adult coloring books came out

   "O say can you something something" - Donald Trump singing our National Anthem.

   I'll be betting on The Pope for the Pope vs. Trump showdown.

   I think Trump is actually turned himself into the Human form or "clickbait"

   Trump has been in power for over 2 weeks. Why am I not rolling in the dough?????

   The only thing that could make Trump's approval rating worse would be if he joined Tinder.