love Funny Status Messages

   Someone give Bruno Mars a grenade and pull the pin. I'm getting sick of that song. She dosen't love you, I don't wanna hear about how your stalking her.

   Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.

   Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles… still pretty awesome.

   I love Halloween. All these slutty outfits have me scared stiff.

   Forgiveness does not always lead to a healed relationship. Some people are not capable of love, and it might be wise to let them go along with your anger. Wish them well, and let them go their way.

   Dance like the photo's not being tagged, Love like you've never been unfriended, Status Update like nobody's following.

   Like my Great Grandmother always used to say,,,, 'Marry someone who will love you for your posts and not your profile banner.'

   When I am in love, I'm like a bird soaring through the sky straight into a window.

   My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I didn't love her back. It's nice when problems resolve themselves like that.

   I wish someone loved me as much as white women in commercials love yogurt

   Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money

   Honk if you love peace and quiet.

   True love is me texting you back before I die on call of duty instead of after

   I show people I love them by not spending time with them. It’s the best thing I can offer.

   The happiest sentence: "...but I love you". The saddest sentence: "I love you but..."

   I like getting drunk because I love it when the whole world revolves around me.

   I love how my parents think that none of this is their fault.

   You can't buy love.."That's called prostitution"

   The difference between "like" "love" and "in love" is the same as the difference between "for now" "for a while" and "forever."

   Dating: I love your taste in music! Married: I got you headphones for your birthday.