Friday Funny Status Messages

   This Taco Bell breakfast taste like I don't get paid till Friday.

   I don't have to thank noone for Friday because its a natural phenomenon controlled by nobody but nature.

   ~ Alright everyone put on your Happy Face! It's time for the HAPPY FRIDAY BOOTY SHAKE! (_/_)(_l_)(_\_)(_l_)(_/_)(_\_) Have a great weekend!

   You know how sailors used to get scurvy from not eating citrus fruit/vitamin C? Well if there’s a disease that one gets from eating cheesecake I’m going to have it by Friday around noon.

   It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend....no.....no not all

   its ALOHA Friday no work till monday !!!

   I disagree... It's going to be a Great Friday!

   Dear Friday: You have been gone all week, no visit, no call, no nothing. For some reason your absense doesn't bother me, I am glad to see you again...so is my liver, Cheers!

   Ok......I don't think this Black Friday thing is working. I'm still white?

   Just what is DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME and Why are we saving so much of it? Why can't the time change kick in on a Friday at 4pm?

   drinks, dinner, drinks....rinse and repeat...happy Friday..smile

   I hate dealing with the "middle man" so Wednesday, please hurry and go away and let me see your Boss Friday... Thanks!

   What do we tell Jesus when he comes back to earth and finds out we call the day of his death Good Friday? He be all like ... WTF?

   Black Friday: Because it's supposed to look like a riot

   I'm gonna wear dockers with my Hawaiian shirt to work this Friday

   I don't know how to break this to you... I will be as gentle as possible... *smiles lovingly*... but today isn't Friday yet either...

   A friday with out Booze is like a Church without a priest...

   I wonder if drug dealers do black Friday lol ...weed and crack 20% off

   Friday's smell like vodka

   We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitments what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!