Monday Funny Status Messages

   went out on a Friday and woke up one Monday in Bratislava chained and naked on a bench in the lap of an unknown man named Miroslav

   After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.

   It sucks that Saturday is so close to Monday. But Monday is far away from Saturday.

   Monday... that better not be your ugly ass I see peeking around the corner!

   Apparently, there's no need for a web-cam on Cyber Monday.

   ...“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday”...

   Warning. Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night on Saturday does not prevent Sunday. There is no cure.

   Yep, I didn't get any unwanted fathers day cards yesterday!!!! HAPPY MONDAY :D

   After Monday and Tuesday, even the caledar says WTF.

   there a Monday's for dummies ?? I really need it

   Dear Monday, Back Off, I will Cut You

   always a man drinking a Crush on a Monday.....never a man crush Monday

   Now Russia is accusing Russia of meddling in Russia's internal affairs, and is demanding Russia register as a foreign agent by Monday.

   If my week was a YouTube video, Monday would be that crappy ad that doesn't let you skip

   Osha should be required to shut the Men's office bathrooms down the Monday and Tuesday after Easter

   Finishing the Monday after vacation is like when Nick Wallenda's feet hit the ground after crossing the Grand Canyon on the Skywire

   Me Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   "Knock knock", "who's there?", "Weekend", "Weekend who?", "We can wish it was the weekend, but its MOnday!"

   Interesting Fact: Tuesday Weld was not named after the second day of the week. Because if she was, her name would be "Monday Weld."

   Another Monday. Aw, man. I don't know if I can do this. (Just practicing.)