trump Funny Status Messages

   This isn't over. The GOP will unveil its Putincare plan, just as soon as the Trump Administration gets the green light from the Kremlin.

   Trump supporters criticizing Malia Obama for smoking pot like all of Trump's sons haven't done coke off a hooker's breasts in the last week.

   So Donald Trump is looking to run for president in 2012. I'd vote for him just to watch him tell Obama he's fired ;>)

   Trying to arrange an eating contest between Rosie, Oprah and Trump....wagering available in Vegas. Place your bets early

   The reason Hillary supporters didn't watch the first Trump TV interview, is that they're so slow, it'd take them two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

   Let's leave Trump in the rear view mirror and get to work putting our country back in order.

   Lady GaGa is performing with Metallica at the Grammys. Sounds like its gonna be an hour of Trump bashing and a couple crappy songs I downloaded on napster 15 years ago.

   Listen,, If you're mad about Trump being named Time's Person of the Year, wait until you hear who was elected president.

   Can you imagine creepy lips Donald Trump trying to force himself on you? Ugh

   I just heard that Bernie beat Hillary. This is getting out of hand! At least Donald Trump doesn't beat women!

   sure Trump may not be the best looking President, but we will have the hottest first lady ever

   Hillary and Trump already won. It's already been decided by the Illuminati and the lizard people from the center of the earth.

   In fairness to Trump, he thinks "vindicated" is a euphemism for getting peed on by a hooker.

   It's pretty clear now, if it wasn't already, Trump is just a schill to ensure Hillary wins.... This is 'democracy' in action....

   Moving into the White house would be living in poverty for Trump...he'd be slumming it.

   Why are we surprised? Trump won't even accept the results of his own hairline.

   Nothing says America needs a third viable political party like having Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton as presidential candidates for the Republican and Democratic Parties respectively.

   Pro-Trump Girl’s Hair Set On Fire By Anti-Trump Protester At Women’s March. Lib posterchild.

   Here's a thought. People are worried about Donald Trump deporting illegal aliens who have a U.S. born child too young to leave behind. Solution: Issue the kid a passport and tell them he can come back when he is old enough to travel on his own.

   Donald Trump is proof of how dumb Americans have become.