friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Today is Fat Tuesday, and of course, this being America, it will be followed by Even Fatter Wednesday, Obese Thursday and Fat-A$$ Friday.

   M̸o̸n̸, T̸u̸e̸s̸, W̸e̸d̸, T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸, Friday !!!!

   To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday...

   Misspellings suck. Sent an e-mail to my mom telling her I was bbq'ing and gonna have fun this weekend with my "cook" out. I misspelled "cook"...And...Well...Now my mom thinks I'm a perv too.

   Black Friday is all the companies telling you they could sell their products at these prices everyday of the year....kinda reminding of us of how stupid we are and how greedy they are!!

   April is Alcohol Awareness Month and being Friday and all.... tonight I will make special plans to investigate alcohol all night long... Now that I have made you aware...I have done my part !

   According to Facebook, everyone did some really fun things with the kids this weekend and has a dog.

   Now that the world is ending this Saturday, making plans for the weekend will be so much easier

   So many accidents with Hillary. I'm not even sure she still alive, maybe they're just dragging her body like in Weekend at Bernie's

   Well, this is my favorite time of year! Coming up this weekend...on Friday and Saturday before super bowl, they will have the BEST free samples at Costco.

   Black Friday is the American version of running with the bulls

   Anyone that asks me to go shopping on Black Friday will be slapped.

   Between Black Friday and Cyber Monday, there is Sit on My Ass and Watch Football Sunday!

   Fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskavedekatriaphobia. Heck I'm just afraid of that word.

   Labor Day weekend: Three fun-filled days followed by progressively worsening weather and darkness at 3:30pm.

   Ok,,, I really like you Thursday, but it's Friday I truly love. It's not that I'm not happy when i'm with you, it's just that Friday does so much more for me!!!

   This weekend raise a glass to your mom since you're why she drinks in the first place.

   This week's weather forcast...Monday: Room Temperature Tuesday: Room Temperature Wednesday: Room Temperature Thursday: Room Temperature Friday: Room Temperature

   So you're going to the Black Friday sales? Didn't you say you were thankful for everything you had yesterday?

   Nothing ruins a Friday quicker than having to work the weekend. too.