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Life just handed me Lemon Pledge, I guess it wants me to dust. 
They never should have made the game life. I was under the misconception that it was as easy as rolling dice, getting awarded a job, and stacking pegs on top of your car.
the four leaf clover in a field of life.
My Hair: "Life is so wild and free!" My Underarms: "Life is the pits." My Crotch: "Life stinks." My Ankles: "LIFE IS CRUSHING ME!"
The stuff you do while you're procrastinating is what you should be doing for the rest of your life.
Out of the many defining moments in a mans life, few are as significant as winning a game of NBA Jam.
One time on Long Island I saw an all-Guido adaptation of 'Life is Beautiful' called 'Life is Freakin' Mint, Yo.'
If you ever google Gary Oldman... don't forget the R... worst experience in my life!
Some goals in life require you to try and make everyone happy and forces you to be fake.......... Ain't that right @Obama and @Oprah
MARRIED: STOP, ok, on my list of things to do in life, getting married is LAST, right after suicide!!!
My Life These Days is Very Simple...Eat, Sleep, Change Facebook Status...Never Better...
Barack Obama is pro-life, as long as that life is on death row!
logged in and saw you logged in.Then I logged off and logged in 2 hours again - you were still logged in.Get A Life!OK yeah I was logged in all this time too.(feel shame)
The awkward moment when you realize your whole life has been a lie this whole time
Big Pool Party Going On Saturday Night,Through Sunday.Hosted By Hurricane Irene..Music By:Raindrops,Thunder,Wind&Guest Apperence By Lightning.This Gonna Get Crazy Get Your Life Jackets.
The church squeezes money out of the people by promising them happiness in the next life if they accept misery and exploitation this one.
Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face.
All this 'get on my level' $hit seriously... get ya head out ya a$$, no one cares about your make believe levels of life.
Dear men, Life without women...... Would literally be a pain in the a$$!
if life was real, how come you’ve never seen your neighbours bring in their groceries?? [Search Results] [View All Messages]
