nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   If football games begin with a kick-off, why don't hockey games begin with a puck-off?

   Now that the Euro2012 football has finished , I wonder how many husbands will go back to their wives only to find that they have been replaced by `Mr Christian Grey` and something that requires batteries ?!!!

   France shouldchange the color of it's flag to match it's football/soccer team.....all-white

   a busy day of laying on the couch while snacking and watching football ahead.

   Dog Commercials during the superbowl are the funniest. I'm going to sign my dog for acting classes. At least they be more greatful than those hamsters I sent, who drove of in my KIA.

   I don’t know a lot, but I know Facebook is as helpful as a football bat.

   My Christmas card this year is going to be a photo of a me in a recliner drinking a beer while watching football. It will say "Happy Holidays from a single guy."

   A Woman's Football League would only be interesting to me if its raining and the uniform are white.

   HA! got the dallas cowboys broadcasting the superbowl. "thats the only way the cowboys can get to the superbowl"

   No bids on Jay Cutler autographed football at charity event. Because he didn't sign it Tom Brady. . .

   lets turn the NFL into touch football

   A woman who can make her man accompany her to the mall for shopping when there is a football match on TV probably don't give blow jobs either.

   he'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your labrador, Football fans jeerig!! ofcourse they were Korea Fans!!

   watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide

   the stanley cup > a silver football

   now that oprah is gone, Can we put daily football on?

   Sure, soccer is the worst thing ever but at least when some smug idiot tries to tell you "it's football" you can punch him without remorse.

   David Beckham does some amazing football tricks.. I hear that he managed to hit Katherine Jenkins chin with two balls.

   Betty white to preform at next year at 2022 Superbowl ...

   I think as many hours as I put in I should be able to put fantasy football team owner on my resume