Friday Funny Status Messages

   Every Thursday night I go out, forgetting about last Friday morning.

   You're so old your idea of going out on a Friday night is taking a walk to the outhouse.

   Black Friday... a special time to keep Capitalism in Christmas

      In honor of it being Friday the 13th, whenever I hear a strange noise, I'm going to investigate it braless, and wearing cute panties.

   I wish I had the remote for the tornado sirens that could make friday a little more interesting around here

   I went to go get some buffalo wings from KFC and they were completely sold out! I'm not surprised. After all, it is black Friday.

   i don't usually brag about my friday night plans but i'm at a party with seven dogs so

   Friday - again, voted the favorite work day of the week for 156 years straight! You stay classy, Friday!!

   welcome back FRIDAY !!! I knew you coming back ,im fully charged and ready to get wasted with you ;)

   Friday is my Second Favorite ''F'' Word!!!

   It's the beginning of the drinken! (thirsty Thursday, effed up Friday, sh!tfaced Saturday, sure why not it's Sunday,) maybe Monday, try not Tuesday and WTF I already drank all week Wednesday. Repeat.

   Black Friday... Where the difference between "in line" and "on-line" is about 3 1/2 hours.

   It's Friday for me and Monday for my liver.

   I don't care if Monday's blue... Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too... Thursday I don't care about you... It's Friday, and I don't have any real plans for this evening...

   Friday is like the bacon of the work week salad, and yes, Monday is like the brown lettuce

   I disagree with Kay Jewelers. On any given Friday or Saturday night I'd bet more kisses start with Bud Light than Kay.

   I've reached that time of day on a Friday afternoon when I know I'm not going to get anything worthwhile done so the only solution is to not even bother

   I saw a video today of people going crazy in Walmart grabbing stuff. I thought it was a black Friday thing. It was just the video of people protesting in Ferguson

   It's Friday and I have the directions to Margaritaville!!

   The longest distance in the world is from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.