love Funny Status Messages

   Kissing someone while they are asleep is one of the purest displays of love...unless you're in prison.

   I've got people who love me because I'm me. I've got people who hate me for the same reason!

   Hug your mother today. Tell her you love her.

   Marriage tip: Your wife values honesty. So if your wife asks you if her best friend is prettier than her, just say yes. Your wife will value and appreciate your opinion, and she will love you more for it.

   I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27.

   Being kissed while you're asleep is one of the purest forms of love. Unless of course you're in prison.

   Marriage tip: Your wife values honesty. So if your wife asks you if her best friend is prettier than her, just say "yes". Your wife will value and appreciate your opinion, and she will love you more for it.

   Marriage tip: If you're getting ready to go out in public with your wife, ask her, "Would you please put on some makeup?" This will help her understand that you are concerned with her appearance, and she will love you more for it.

   told my aunt I love cooking with my Instapot, and judging by these edible recipes she just sent me she may have misunderstood.

   Do I love my co workers ? No But are they really good at their job and make my life easier ? Also no

   I think my song is "Let It Go" because whenever I mention love, they sing it.

   Those who ignore my posts... may your crush fall in love with your best friend

   I love my robotic vacuum cleaner that saves so much time and effort!...as long as I don't have to spend like an hour looking for it under furniture or in corners or wherever it got stuck and died.

   Love Sunday bourbon but sometimes "message failed to send," is your four leaf clover

   I would love to incite a fight after a UB40 concert.

   Coors Light is like making love in a canoe. It's f--k-ng close to water.

   Guilty pleasure ...I absolutely am addicted to the show Pop the balloon or fund I mean find love .

   TDSmania loves men who love kids a little to hard. Are you trying to say something to all of us?

   Thanksgiving: Being thankful for what you have and those you love. Black Friday: Trampling those you love to save 15% on something you don't have. Cyber Monday: "Hey, babe. Sorry I killed your dad Friday. Here's an iTunes gift card to ease the pain

   Not sure what Dems love more now….TDS…or TDA.