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I LOVE THE DARK SIDE. They have cookies.
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02-12-2014 01:35
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I Love octopus. cooked right they are very tasty, Tried to cook one the other night and took me 5 hours. The sucker kept turning off the gas.
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03-29-2022 09:16
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Dear Narcissist, I wish I could find a way to love you as much as you love you.
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08-14-2022 11:52 by Creg
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Every time my husband wakes me up to tell me I’m snoring we end up making love. I’m beginning to question whether or not I snore.
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08-16-2022 07:35
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Everything I know about love I learned from the venus fly trap.
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06-02-2021 07:59
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Until my orange messiah says he doesn't like Putin anymore, me and my people will continue to love him and his actions.
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03-04-2022 09:22 by Trump2024
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Been getting a lot of things done lately thanks to a wonderful Facebook feature I love using you could find under settings then scrolling down to where it says log out.
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09-08-2021 15:14 by Moon
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People say "love' is the best feeling ever. However I think finding a toilet right away when you have diarrhea is a lot better.
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03-28-2022 09:17
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If you're alone and sad for Valentine's Day, to make you feel better just remember that for the love of a woman Saint Valentine was imprisoned then beat to death with clubs :-)
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01-25-2020 12:26 by Moon
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I love these commercials showing caring farmers who are concerned over the way they humanely raise chickens. Only to kill them in the end.
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10-17-2021 13:11
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I Love it when my pets sigh, like whats ails you my little freeloader 😄
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02-22-2023 08:38 by Jon
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i love how everyone is like "I'ma take this to the next level" meh most of you could get past level 1-2 in Super Mario Bros.
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12-01-2021 08:56
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I love Instagram... or as it should be called, "Insecure Bimbos With Daddy Issues and No Self-Respect."
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09-16-2023 08:36
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Find out what flavor of ice cream your kids hate and learn to love it. You will thank me for this later you’re welcome
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08-11-2022 04:24
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Kamala Harris quote: "Who doesn't love a yellow school bus? Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus? Many of us went to school on a yellow school bus, right? I remember them now, all yellow and everything."
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09-24-2024 11:17 by JOEBiden
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We should have staff meetings in the garden. The plants would love the fertilizer- Joe's Chief of Staff.
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06-07-2022 08:29
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The Trisha Yearwood hit song , She's in love with the boy has been renamed He, she , it , they is in love with the He, she , it , they.
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04-08-2023 12:47
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Time for me to sign up for the hallmark channel for the next two months. there are a lot of white women in fur-lined parkas that I need to watch fall in love
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11-09-2022 06:20
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I love finding money in my clothes after wash…..its like a gift from me....to me
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01-03-2018 04:25
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Someone said: "what night is the dnc swimsuit comp?" I concur. Would love to see AOC in a swimsuit and ball gag. 🤣
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08-04-2023 00:05 by punk
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