love Funny Status Messages

   I’ve often wondered what an atheist would do if he was stuck behind a car that wasn’t moving at a green light and had a bumper sticker on it that said "Honk if you love Jesus."

   70% of Facebook users have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Married… LIKE if you love food.

   I LOVE THE DARK SIDE. They have cookies.

   I Love octopus. cooked right they are very tasty, Tried to cook one the other night and took me 5 hours. The sucker kept turning off the gas.

   Dear Narcissist, I wish I could find a way to love you as much as you love you.

   Every time my husband wakes me up to tell me I’m snoring we end up making love. I’m beginning to question whether or not I snore.

   Everything I know about love I learned from the venus fly trap.

   Until my orange messiah says he doesn't like Putin anymore, me and my people will continue to love him and his actions.

   Been getting a lot of things done lately thanks to a wonderful Facebook feature I love using you could find under settings then scrolling down to where it says log out.

   People say "love' is the best feeling ever. However I think finding a toilet right away when you have diarrhea is a lot better.

   If you're alone and sad for Valentine's Day, to make you feel better just remember that for the love of a woman Saint Valentine was imprisoned then beat to death with clubs :-)

   I love these commercials showing caring farmers who are concerned over the way they humanely raise chickens. Only to kill them in the end.

   I Love it when my pets sigh, like whats ails you my little freeloader 😄

   Elon Musk is out of control. And we love it.

   Kamala Harris quote: "Who doesn't love a yellow school bus? Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus? Many of us went to school on a yellow school bus, right? I remember them now, all yellow and everything."

   i love how everyone is like "I'ma take this to the next level" meh most of you could get past level 1-2 in Super Mario Bros.

   I love Instagram... or as it should be called, "Insecure Bimbos With Daddy Issues and No Self-Respect."

   Find out what flavor of ice cream your kids hate and learn to love it. You will thank me for this later you’re welcome

   I love waving at random people because you know the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the heck you were!

   We should have staff meetings in the garden. The plants would love the fertilizer- Joe's Chief of Staff.