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Love does not fade with time, shape, weight, looks and bank balance; It's your own damn fault that you’re Jobless.
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01-30-2014 19:05
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127.0.0.1 I wish I was with you right now and not at work. I would love to crawl in your nice warm bed and snuggle under the covers.
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12-09-2010 21:44
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I love the three little pigs; Bacon, Ham, and Sausage!
My wife thinks I cook our meals cause I love her. Really, it's cause I'm afraid she might try to poison me someday.
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06-10-2021 07:52
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With Valentine's Day just around the corner if you're secretly in love with me and would like a candlelit dinner with flowers and candy, it's to late shell out all that money, but talk to me talk on the 15th and maybe next year.
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02-02-2020 22:59 by Moon
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If you love Christmas so much, why don't you marry it, Eve? What I'm trying to say is: Merry Christmas Eve.
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12-24-2019 10:51
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I love when my husband plays terrorist, he knocks down my walls
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09-12-2012 11:55 by Yeapy
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"For the love of honey!" - Grizzly bear
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06-14-2012 17:44
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i can show my love to her everyday <3 valentines day is just another day :-)
Marriage tip #8: Your wife values honesty. So if your wife asks you if her best friend is prettier than her, just say "yes". Your wife will value and appreciate your opinion, and she will love you more for it.
“I just called to say I love you.” -Stevie Wonder not understanding how prank calls work
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08-15-2022 16:54
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If you don't remember the last woman you made love to, you must be Gay or Married
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02-01-2014 11:05
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Wondering why people who are in Love would want to re-arrange the alphabets "I" and "U" to express their feelings, honestly I don't see a valid reason of doing that whatsoever
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04-09-2018 04:54
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I love you, #GreenShirtGuy. I'm cracking up with you.
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08-07-2019 20:47
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Still haven't used a package of Willow brand toilet paper I scored as I just love the name Willow, thats like Wilson but softer, longer-lasting, more essential.
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04-09-2020 09:47
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Love is that gun we all use to commit suicide.
Marriage tip: When you're away from your wife for a night, ignore all of her phone calls. This will cause her to miss you more while you're gone so that she'll love you more when you're home.
I messaged a woman that I was madly in love with her. Then I rubbed one out. Now I kinda just like her.
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05-11-2021 07:49 by Loomings
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I’ve often wondered what an atheist would do if he was stuck behind a car that wasn’t moving at a green light and had a bumper sticker on it that said "Honk if you love Jesus."
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05-29-2021 08:59
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70% of Facebook users have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Married… LIKE if you love food.
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08-14-2017 08:02
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