Friday Funny Status Messages

   Let's have a ''Bring Your Gun'' on Black Friday and see the diffrence it makes.

   It's Friday, Yay the weekends here...<BLINK> Monday? WTF?

   Exercise your suck muscle ladies, it's Friday Night!

   Note to self: Try not to run out of TP the day after thankgiving....Now I'm gonna need a 40 ounce beer and a few "disco biscuits" to deal with all these "Black Friday" freaks!

   loves Fridays but Friday the 13th is so stressfull. You have to watch out for black cats, don't walk under a ladder, open an umbrella inside and watch out for guys named Jason with machettes.

   was camped out at Target waiting for Black Friday and got pepper sprayed by police who mistook me for an Occupy Wall Street protester.. :-/

   Poverty is not being able to participate in Black Friday because you don't get paid until Monday.

   Can Ford stop running Black friday ads already...its freaken Sunday already you a-holes!

   Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.

   People without jobs are so like...It's Friday?

   Sorry you're an atheist and have no one to thank its Friday.

   Why wait for Black Friday, when you can shop brown Monday right

   The weekend is the reason I work Monday-Friday.

   Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already

   I've overcome my fear of Friday the 13th, since I don't think my luck can conceivably get any worse!

   Friday: YES, ITS THE WEEKEND! *Blink* Monday: WTF just happened?!

   Nothing f*cks up your Friday like realizing that it's only Tuesday.

   Friday Night Pick Up Line: Either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it is your choice.

   Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it's only Tuesday.

   I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.