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   messageicon Ne-yo once sang that he is so sick of love song, but why does he continues singing it??? weird...........
←Rate | 03-17-2011 04:43 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart
←Rate | 02-08-2011 13:33 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon When did love ever adopt a religion? When did hearts think and not feel? We made of them a path of pain, when they should be a way to heal.
←Rate | 08-09-2013 13:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The neighbors love it when I practice piano. They break my window to hear me better.
←Rate | 01-26-2013 23:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who needs love when you've got a gun?
←Rate | 09-03-2011 10:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The people of Libya love me, except the ones given hallucinogenic drugs by Al Qaeda...Duh, WINNING!" ~Muammar Gaddafisteen~
←Rate | 03-09-2011 12:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love living in a big city!! There are sooo many more people to yell at!!
←Rate | 03-30-2011 13:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Moms are really very clever!! within the first 10 minutes of visitng her, she read my mind better than I ever read it myself! I could never be a real man just like my own mother.. love you mom!! :-)
←Rate | 04-06-2011 18:00 by Jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the tin man needs to back to see the wizard ,,what good is a heart sure he can love Dorothy but he has no willy..
←Rate | 11-27-2011 17:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon being a die hard 80's fan I really hate what is going on with Brett Michaels. Doctors can't seem to find out what is going on in his head. They might want to check his other head. After Rock of Love all the answers could lie there.. Just sayin
←Rate | 04-25-2010 22:34 by gmcclellan Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You are the sun and I the moon. I am the sea to your shore. In your arms I've finally found the love I was searching for."
←Rate | 04-04-2011 15:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was so happy I could die, but decided to play a love game with brown eyes and now I'm speechless. Who would've thought a monster could make me dance in the dark..... Talk about your bad romance!
←Rate | 03-22-2010 07:53 by Leanne Comments (0)  


   messageicon i got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes, hate in my heart, love in my mind
←Rate | 06-29-2010 22:41 by SAM RABEE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cupid is the perfect symbol for Valentine's Day. Because nothing fills me with love more than a fat baby firing arrows at my butt.
←Rate | 02-15-2019 10:18 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Love that feature facebook has that saves so much time scrolling the news feed you can find by going to settings then scrolling down the menu to the last botton on the bottom called log out.
←Rate | 03-09-2019 12:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love to use the Ouija board to pester my dead girlfriends.
←Rate | 07-05-2016 23:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "We don't like any of this! Wait, we LOVE this thing here!" -The Internet
←Rate | 08-09-2016 22:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't tell what's currently doing worse, my love life or my bank account
←Rate | 06-27-2015 12:47 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever Kids Says Mummy I Love, Just Say Start Talking Because They Need Something
←Rate | 07-23-2020 08:25 by BabyLu Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love to change the world but I don't know what to do, so I leave it up to you to wear a mask. Ten Years After,
←Rate | 08-23-2020 14:03 Comments (0)  




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