love Funny Status Messages

   Ne-yo once sang that he is so sick of love song, but why does he continues singing it??? weird...........

   Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart

   When did love ever adopt a religion? When did hearts think and not feel? We made of them a path of pain, when they should be a way to heal.

   The neighbors love it when I practice piano. They break my window to hear me better.

   Who needs love when you've got a gun?

   "The people of Libya love me, except the ones given hallucinogenic drugs by Al Qaeda...Duh, WINNING!" ~Muammar Gaddafisteen~

   I love living in a big city!! There are sooo many more people to yell at!!

   Moms are really very clever!! within the first 10 minutes of visitng her, she read my mind better than I ever read it myself! I could never be a real man just like my own mother.. love you mom!! :-)

   I think the tin man needs to back to see the wizard ,,what good is a heart sure he can love Dorothy but he has no willy..

   being a die hard 80's fan I really hate what is going on with Brett Michaels. Doctors can't seem to find out what is going on in his head. They might want to check his other head. After Rock of Love all the answers could lie there.. Just sayin

   "You are the sun and I the moon. I am the sea to your shore. In your arms I've finally found the love I was searching for."

   I was so happy I could die, but decided to play a love game with brown eyes and now I'm speechless. Who would've thought a monster could make me dance in the dark..... Talk about your bad romance!

   i got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes, hate in my heart, love in my mind

   I can't tell what's currently doing worse, my love life or my bank account

   Love to use the Ouija board to pester my dead girlfriends.

   "We don't like any of this! Wait, we LOVE this thing here!" -The Internet

   Cupid is the perfect symbol for Valentine's Day. Because nothing fills me with love more than a fat baby firing arrows at my butt.

   Love that feature facebook has that saves so much time scrolling the news feed you can find by going to settings then scrolling down the menu to the last botton on the bottom called log out.

   A recent study has shown that its much more difficult to lie to someone you truly love than lying to someone you don't love.

   If you love someone set them free. If they comeback, probably it was a Fast & The Furious Movie.