love Funny Status Messages

   Yes, I said I love you, but I meant it in the drunk kind of way.

   I'm so full of Love I poot out Heart shape bubbles...<3 <3 <3 <3

   I love the fact that she likes reverse cowgirl cuz I cant stand her face.

   Why do some parents always talk about how much they love their kids but the kids live 500 miles away with the other parent?

   Hate mondays, annoy tuesdays, ignore wednesdays, smile thursdays, love fridays, enjoy saturdays, damn sundays.

   Dear Santa, Define Good. Love X

   i would have loved to have a gay dad .. coz all that stuff at school... my dad will beat up ure dad... I would have been able to say .. my dad would shag your dad ... and he would love it

   I love you like white folks love the Kardashians.

   Me: I sure do Love watching the Olympic Girls Volleyball Games because they are So Talented. Wife: Yea Right

   *date.... GIRL: I love hot tubs. Do you love hot tubs?..... LOBSTER: That's like the third time you've asked me that.

   People in love use phrases like “takes my breath away” and “swept me off my feet”. I think they’re confusing love with attempted murder.

   love aint about first sight anymore..it has evolved into endsight,hindsight nd foresight..so dont be short sight..

   Has found love on facebook. Shes from Bangladesh and "wan day will reash amehica."

   I Love octopus. Tried to cook one the other night and took me 5 hours. The sucker kept turning off the gas.

   I don't wanna be presumptuous, but I think this Sandra Fluke chick just might be the love of my weekend. Now, if she'd only return my phone calls...

   The most exquisite pleasure is giving pleasure to someone you love.

   Nothing better then waking up with the woman YOU love. :) - Me, waking up with the woman YOU love......

   When you take something for granted you risk losing it. When I finally find my Smart ph, I'm telling it how much I love it..!!

   Like if you remember the cereal called "freakies" ...google if you don't ..gotta love the 70's

   People make promises all the time. I prefer to just make love.