nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   "You want proof that baseball players are smarter than football players? How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?" ~Jim Bouton

   Sorry U.S. Football/Futball/Soccer team. You just weren't "Ghana" win.

   I had a choice tonight to either watch the Redskins lose on Monday Night Football or clean the toilets in my house. Since I didn't feel like throwing up this evening I'm cleaning house

   i think the NFL may be getting close in over hyping the superbowl!

   The Netherlands known for "total footbal" more like "brutal football"!

   "AND HE WAS JUST A HAIR AWAY FROM GETTING THE SACK!" I love football.

   My TV got hacked at Superbowl halftime. I saw a Puerto Rican Strip Club on Spanish language channel, old crotch grabbin' hussies.

   Oregon Football team has made great strides over their break. They've gone from smelling the highlighters to just coloring on themselves.

   All these smiling Alabama football fans you would think Today is Toothless people appreciation day in Alabama

   never understood people watching a football game wearing their team jersey. Thats like me watching CSI dressed as a dead hooker.

   I wish there were no women football announcers. Isn't there a badminton channel they can get a gig with?

   While playing football with friends: Fat guy = goalkeeper.

   Ladies, leave the football related posts to us boys and we'll leave the laundry posts for you...

   The best part about it being monday is Monday Night FOOTBALL! yeah buddie :)

   9 year old girl in boys football league with 232 carries, ran for 1,911 yards, 35 tds, and 65 tackles?! WTF?! Young lady is an inspiration!!! Never let society limit your dreams!!!

   Alabama maybe 49th in unenployment and 4th in crime but we are #1 in college football. Go SEC.

   Who are the fallen soldiers more mad at (1) Football players who take a knee or (2) A sellout who hands over the presidency of America to Russian control?

   ready for a football, family, food, and farts...Happy Thanksgiving!

   Let's cuddle, eat junk food and watch football.

   I've just been given a six month suspension from football. I caught an opponent with a tackle and broke both his legs... I admit the tackle was a bit late, he was getting into his car at the time.