Friday Funny Status Messages

   The search for Friday night is followed much too quickly by the discovery of Monday morning.

   feels like Simba in Lion King, you know that part where he's stuck in the stampede, and his dad dies saving him, but then later he meets Timon and Pumbaa... f*ck black friday I'm going home to watch Lion King."

   Why the hell don’t liquor stores have Black Friday sales?

   It's going to be a Good Friday.

   I want to hold hands and waste friday nights with you while we both getting wasted.

   The phone rang & I tried to answer the stapler..Yup its friday..chug chug

   It's Friday... Of course it's good : )

   Black Friday used to only be Robinson Crusoe's pal!

   Ah Friday...my second favorite "F" word!

   So...if yesterday was Black Friday, and today is Broke Saturday, then tomorrow must be Return everything Sunday?

   Love the F word... Friday! What were you thinking?

   W.T.F. - Wednesday, Thursday, Friday...the weekend's almost here!!

   Yes today is the first full moon on a Friday the 13th in 14 years. The next will be October 13, 2049...blah blah blah #STFU

   Where were all the Kwanzaa ads for Black Friday?

   I don't understand some people. It's Black Friday. I just passed a black family at Costco. I shook the father's hand and wished them all a Happy Holiday. The father asked me what's wrong with me.

   I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

   Black Friday challenge: Buy American and buy small business. Otherwise you're complaining for nothing about big business.

   BLACK FRIDAY, when people trample others for cheap goods mere hours after being thankful for what they already have

   Nothing worse than getting paid on Friday, after you spent your entire check on Thursday

   Questions To Ask Coworkers/Friends Every Friday: What do you mean I'm crazy? Have the unicorns been spreading vicious ugly rumors about me again?