love Funny Status Messages

   What did Curt Cobain say to Courtney Love before he died?... Holes gonna be big!

   Two Lovers plan to sucide. Boy jumped first. Girl closed her eyes and return backsaying 'Love Is Blind.' Boy in air 0pen his parachute saying 'Love Never Dies to'.

   Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is the most important.

   If you can't open that bottle of pickles for your girl like a real man then just smash it over your face and look crazy B*tches love crazy

   I have to show her I can hate her before I show her I can love her

   If you love something, let it go... down on you.

   I'm a fighter not a lover, but I will love for what I fought.

   Love you ALL!!! Yes even you, you twisted little duck lipped 18 year old friend of my daughter...

   Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

   I love a good hardy dump in the morning time....I can't stand a tiny turd tease...makes me feel like an underachiever

   The greatest love of all, is the 8ball I've got in me...

   asks: It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations.

   Love becomes weak if it is not strengthened by truth. Truth becomes hard if it is not softened by love.

   I love you too much to avenge what you did to me.

   If you can't be manipulated, you're not in love.

   It's not love if you're sober.

   I'm a passionate man. I like some things and love others. Example: I like coming and I love leaving.

   Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love?

   As I took it to my lips to taste, my mouth was suddenly overflowing with a creamy filling, my tongue licking as much as I could as fast as I could… God, I love cream donuts

   V-day trick: Put a "I belong to (your name)" keychain in a ring box from Kay's and give it to your girlfriend. She will love it!