love Funny Status Messages

   What did Curt Cobain say to Courtney Love before he died?... Holes gonna be big!

   Two Lovers plan to sucide. Boy jumped first. Girl closed her eyes and return backsaying 'Love Is Blind.' Boy in air 0pen his parachute saying 'Love Never Dies to'.

   Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is the most important.

   If you can't open that bottle of pickles for your girl like a real man then just smash it over your face and look crazy B*tches love crazy

   I have to show her I can hate her before I show her I can love her

   If you love something, let it go... down on you.

   I love a good hardy dump in the morning time....I can't stand a tiny turd tease...makes me feel like an underachiever

   The greatest love of all, is the 8ball I've got in me...

   I'm a fighter not a lover, but I will love for what I fought.

   Love you ALL!!! Yes even you, you twisted little duck lipped 18 year old friend of my daughter...

   Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

   asks: It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations.

   Love becomes weak if it is not strengthened by truth. Truth becomes hard if it is not softened by love.

   I love you too much to avenge what you did to me.

   If you can't be manipulated, you're not in love.

   Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love?

   I'm a passionate man. I like some things and love others. Example: I like coming and I love leaving.

   It's not love if you're sober.

   Neighbor - n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.

   The Gym was so crowded today I had to skip my workout. Fortunately, the line at KFC was shorter than usual. Already in Love with New Year's resolution