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I've finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love... without utensils.
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04-13-2012 12:54 by Frank
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When love wants to speak, reason must shut the hell up.
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12-31-2011 11:20
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Let's stop the hate and spread the love. Or STD's, as my doctor says they are 'technically' named.
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06-18-2012 14:53
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Do what you love, and the money will follow, unless what you love is Facebook.
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10-24-2010 14:40
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Being in love is the smartest way of being stupid.
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08-14-2012 03:26
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I love being the first one up in the morning, it gives me time to take all the toilet paper out of the bathrooms for ransom....
I was going to post a story about how I used to love drinking gallons and gallons of iced tea in the 80's. Then I realized, no one wants to hear me complain about the freezing temperatures outside..
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12-30-2013 21:31 by Jiffy Pop
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"I have decided to stick to love... Hate is too much of a burden to bear" - Martin Luther King jnr
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01-21-2014 00:03
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I've gotta have more people in my life that love my elbows.. .
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11-07-2010 19:13
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I hate Glee... when I drive past stupid drivers with my hand in the shape of an "L" on my forehead, they just smile, give me a giant thumbs up and nod as I read their lips "I love Glee too!"meanwhile drifting bk and forth while driving 55 in the fast lane
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03-09-2011 01:59
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I love Sundays, because my Italian grandmother cooks THE BEST crystal meth.
I asked my Heart why can't I sleep at night? IT replied: Cos you already slept your arse off at work. . Don't act like you're in Love jackasss. . :|
(o・_・)ノ”(ノ_<。) I hate you -__- ?30secs later (っ˘з(˘.˘ )♥ Bipolar Love
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12-06-2011 00:50 by fadolo
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Tough decisions... Beat off in the shower and waste water or use Kleenex and add to landfill? What can I say? I love Mother Earth and big t*tties!!
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04-28-2010 07:23 by SUPERMAN
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ROMANTIC IDEA: Buy a packet of glow in the dark stars and stick the stars on the roof above your bed to spell out a message such as "I Love You" When the lights go down, your message will be revealed!
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11-18-2010 02:00 by BONNIE
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I'd love to see the headlines if the day ever came that Arnold Schwarzenegger was diagnosed with a tumor.
I don't know what Squidward's problem is. I would love to live next to SpongeBob!
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02-19-2012 15:27 by @DonSicks
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LOVE is one night stand..........TRUE LOVE is one night stand with same person lifelong..:)
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06-01-2010 00:52
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My seatbelt makes me feel so secure ... Like nothing can get me... I love how it protects me so..... ;)
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07-29-2010 16:38
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I love gas stations that sell fireworks, that's like prostitutes that sell rope and shovels
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10-17-2013 12:36 by Baddie
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