Friday Funny Status Messages

   ah, Friday! My second favorite "F" word!

   Short term goal, today get past annoying Monday and Monday's close friends, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday before hanging out with Friday and Friday's hot friends Saturday and Sunday.

   thinks it's discriminating that there's a Black Friday but not a White Friday!

   Am I the only one hoping that grand jury decision in Ferguson Missouri lines up with my black Friday shopping plans?

   people are really clever on facebook they always now what day it is and they always want to tell you its friday

   Dear CNN ... NBC News .. Fox News and AP ..... I'm setting my alarm for 3am Friday, so I can wake up, remember I don't give a sh*t about the royal wedding and go back to sleep...

   Friday! There you are, you sexy son of a btich! We've been lookin for you since Monday!

   Just because it's Friday the 13th doesn't mean anything, my luck sucks everyday so really today is no different.

   Today is Friday the 13th..not so scary...Oh wait....here comes my ex- I change my statement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   Roses are red violets are blue...it's Friday night and I'm sick of stating the obvious to you

   I decided to beat Black Friday and start my Christmas shopping early. *Runs Amazon van off the road

   My idea Black Friday is deleting everyone from my friends list who sent me a mass Happy Thanksgiving day meme yesterday.

   I don't know why they need a whole month, they get the busiest Friday of the year

   run out of pictures to colour in, in my colouring in book... I guess that is enough work for a Friday...

   It's casual Friday. Go give your boss the finger!

   WARNING! As of Friday, Facebook will automatically start dragging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings > Planetary Settings > Trajectory, then UNCLICK the box that says "Apocalypse." Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and pa

   Girlfriend asked me to come to her place for a Black Friday special. All clothes were 100% off.

   Its finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!

   If 40 is the new 30, then Monday is the new Friday.

   It smells like... FRIDAY!! (In case your sniffers busted.=)