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i love updating my status while dri
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06-20-2012 16:08 by C
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Love is when two intelligent minds come together and become dumb.
Im the kinda human wreckage that you love
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05-15-2010 09:24
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A life without love is like a year without summer.
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11-10-2011 09:55
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My sons love dressing up as Wardens and playing prison, their Grandma was shocked when she found out I had built them a miniature electric chair for Christmas....
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12-23-2011 06:59 by SEAN
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Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter. Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. A thousand welcomes when anyone comes... That's the Irish for You!
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03-17-2011 02:46 by Fitzy
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When people tell other couples that they aren't in love, makes me laugh. love is a word you define yourself, don't let a dictionary definition express the way you feel - Brandon Markovich
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07-11-2011 21:38
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I love bourbon and bourbon loves me. It's the most functional relationship I ever had in my life.
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07-09-2013 21:48
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There's always somebody else out there that will love you, but not if you're ugly.
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10-18-2012 13:22
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I fell in love with a female electrician. …She was a real live wire and I took her ohm with me.
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07-15-2020 08:14
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor, starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
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10-08-2014 15:34
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If you love God you are deeply religious, If you love Islam, you are a radical.
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05-06-2015 18:19
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I just love some of the things men say to get us into bed"Baby I'll only put it in for one minute!"What am I?!?!A fricken microwave!?!!!
"Ok, so we're both illiterate. I can't spell love and you can't read it."
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03-11-2010 01:28 by J.S.
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I love when I post a status and someone copy's and pastes its and I get 4 thousand likes and they get two.
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08-10-2013 08:25 by L
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My love for bacon is kinda like diarrhea... I just can't hold it in ツ
The only person you should believe when they tell you they love you is your dog and weed.
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02-02-2013 12:22
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The slower the kiss, the easier for love to slip through.
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10-14-2012 14:28 by BEGO
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I will fake love and take full advantage of you .
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01-06-2014 12:33
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I'd do anything for love... except get married.
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05-01-2014 12:50
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