Friday Funny Status Messages

   Everyone is talking about Black Friday, I havent even seen the previews! Is that the new Kim Kardashian documentary?

   Thinking of Black Friday shopping in Ferguson this year. Heard you can grab some really good deals.

   Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think "look at all these poor people who don't know Netflix exists."

   its always a good friday when your getting paid

   It's national turkey club sandwich Friday. . .

   And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy! It had been a long first week with Eve

   We get MLK Day off but not Good Friday...Dying for a dream trumps dying for our sins!

   FYI Atheist do not have to thank anyone for Friday because Friday is a free natural phenomenon.

   has 32 friends online right now on a Friday night....Your all a bunch of losers...I am proud to be one of you.......!

   For my constipated, politically-correct readers: Happy African American Friday!

   I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"

   If Friday ever came up missing... than more than likely Monday had something to do with it!

   Maybe I'm just lazy or unimaginative or something, but if I had a time machine I'd probably just go forward to Friday to get this week over with.

   I am tried of 7 day weeks and having to wait for the weekend. I think the week should be as followed. Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Get rid of Wednesday and Thursdays. . .

   I've been trying and trying yet so far no luck. I can't seem to get MapQuest to pull up a shortcut to Friday.

   All this spending on Black Friday! Y'all better pay that electric bill first, or next Friday will be Black Friday too

   Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think “look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.”

   Celebrating "Thank-The-Lord-That-Stupid-Brown-Thursday-Black-Friday-Cyber-Monday-Marketing-Crap-Is-Over" Tuesday.

   If its Friday night and she lifts up her skirt and her panties say Saturday. She is staying the night.

   There's a Black Friday sale at my house, pants are 100% off