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Why, when my dad left his phone in the car his phone rang and the ringtone was "Love in this club" by Usher???
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11-04-2011 18:41 by BRian
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Having lived and loved, I can tell you that life is the constant and love is the variable.
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11-08-2010 05:10
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i love the people who say their company is priceless!!.. to me if it lacks a price, it more likely worthless!!
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05-28-2011 13:01 by bfr5858
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This is how my relationship goes.....I turn her on the moment I get home from work and she satisfies my needs. I love my air conditioner!
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07-22-2011 18:39
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If you have no love to be thankful for, at least be thankful for all those bullets you dodged.
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10-22-2014 11:49
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Call her Princess. B*tches love being addressed as royalty.
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11-28-2013 13:49
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You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.
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04-16-2015 23:13 by BEGO
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Jehovah's Witnesses? Please, come on in. Yes, I would LOVE to listen, but first let's talk about MY religion. Let me get the blowtorch.
there any good boxers named mario? would love to see super mario fight pac man
“I promise”, “I am sorry”, and “I love you” all have eight letters, but then again, so does “bullsh*t”
OK girls...we aren't ignoring you, we are not being disrespectful, we hear the phone ringing, we hear the text notification!! We still love you, thank you for all you do.....So go shopping or get your nails done, go out with the girls or get something wax
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12-30-2012 15:53 by urboyblue
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Love is in the air..... Good thing I have my gas mask on xD
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02-13-2011 17:14 by Sal
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Yesterday I was 2 away from a threesome. I love college!
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08-31-2010 01:20
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When you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and you just happen to walk by that house in the rain ...
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09-13-2010 20:25
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I love to use the holidays as an excuse to gift, re-gift and de-gift meaningless merchandise.....I wonder if that would qualify me as an "Indian Gifter"? ツ
Smoking, drinking and you...two things I love.
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02-26-2011 17:28
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I love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell "GOT IT" then run away!!!
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06-29-2011 20:20
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Eat a handful of coffee grounds before seeing the dental hygienist. They love a challenge.
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10-28-2021 09:50
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make love, not babies.
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11-12-2009 00:04
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I would love to see things your way, but I'm not sure if I can stick my head that far up my butt.
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04-20-2021 17:32
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