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Ladies don't call a guy you are not romantically interested encouraging things like "babe", "love" or "hun". This is will only give the poor sods false hope.
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02-01-2014 06:23
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It's Earth Day. I love the earth. There is something about the Earth that makes me constantly gravitate towards it.
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03-28-2015 11:19
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Maybe cops who plant evidence just really love gardening.
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07-17-2014 01:28 by Baddie
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I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
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03-27-2012 07:21
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MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U
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02-03-2012 14:12 by Lee
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Dear Liver: thank you for being a most gracious and forgiving blood filter. Love, me.
There is a thin line between love and hate. It starts about halfway through the joint.
An Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you will love it!"
Don't confuse being stupid with being in love. There is a huge difference.
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09-11-2011 10:23
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Her: I think it's over. Even after we made love last night he showed no emotion and just rolled over and went to sleep. Him: I hate it when my team loses. Oh well, I least I got some pu$$y!
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09-29-2012 15:42
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What is a wedding tragedy?. . . To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money!!
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04-26-2010 04:40 by DA
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Fun fact: the person who said "If you love something let it go" died alone, surrounded by 342 cats.
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10-22-2013 22:50
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Really needs a nap, I guess I will pop "Eat, Pray, Love" back in the blu-ray, should be out in seconds!
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12-04-2010 12:33
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You don't HAVE to be in love to have sex, but you do have to quit squirming away,
Where is the Love? Discrimination and Homophobia, do you know how many of our children committed suicide because of this? What if it was your child? Born This Way
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12-20-2013 09:29
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People don't love you just for who you are, but how you make them feel.
I love walking with my wife on the beach,, until the ambien wears off and I'm just dragging a mannequin around the Wal-Mart parking lot.
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01-24-2013 15:44 by snotty
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Oh, Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning..Oh, Doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling? OK.. Thompson Twins I am going to say no if you are taking a piss!
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04-10-2010 22:20
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found a sweet new keyboard shortcut. I wish I'd known about it before, it's so much faster! I love you ALT + F4. You make my life easy.
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05-19-2010 23:31 by RON
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love Independence Day! But it pales in comparison to my Dependence Day, that is the day I decided to depend on God and not myself. Talk about true freedom!
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07-02-2010 07:20
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