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You know you're in love when you're standing in line at Forever 21 making a return on a dress and panties that your girlfriend was too embarrassed to do herself!
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08-23-2011 04:49 by BRian
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I absolutetly love drinking water... too bad they don't mention the ingredients on the bottle I'd like to make some at home...
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08-13-2010 03:23
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I Love the taste of you first thing in the morning. Me *talking to my coffee
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06-12-2015 18:07
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I love it when I drop my iPod and my headphones save it's life!
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them German, Because life is also terrifying and confusing.
WANTED: A single girl who can cook, love and has a good Job. Must have a house and a car. Please send me pictures of your HOUSE and CAR.
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05-10-2012 02:04 by Nobody
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Most people on their 16th Birthday get a car, I got an inflatable dinosaur costume and not gonna lie, I'm in love.
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02-23-2016 00:33
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Love it!!! Autocorrect in 2016 still has not yet figured out how much I swear and how rarely I talk about ducks.
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03-14-2016 20:21
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If you love something set it free, if it comes back set it free again because nobody else loved it either
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06-03-2016 19:20 by @DJPhatJ
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sometimes I think love is like bigfoot......other people claim they have seen it & experienced it but I don't think I ever will
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11-20-2013 03:23 by Eddy
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Every time I say "I love you too", I'm thinking about the band so, technically not a lie.
People say "love' is the best feeling ever. However I think finding a toilet right away when you have diarrhea is better.
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02-29-2020 08:06
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And in the end,
the love you take
is equal
to the love you make
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06-18-2020 06:30
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Live, laugh, love, dress up like a clown and wander around the woods at night.
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10-12-2016 01:00
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You never forget your first love. No matter how hard you try.
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03-08-2017 07:12
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I gave that pitch vibrato. Pitches love vibrato.
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03-13-2017 08:52
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I love honeymoon but without the marriage.
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01-13-2013 03:08
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You haven't visited my farm on Facebook. Don't you love me anymore? - Crazy Girlfriend
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11-02-2012 15:34
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I have googled "does my dog really love me" more than twice
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11-05-2015 18:00
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It's a damn shame that all the people who avoid me can't just come to terms with being in love with me.
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03-28-2014 13:21
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