trump Funny Status Messages

   Number of Federal Investigations of corruption, collusion, and Illegal use of Confidential Government Information against Trump - 0 ...... Number of FBI investigations against Hillary for the same - 1 .... Seems like an easy choice to me...

   I don't need to post political things anymore. Trump has already won the election.

   Know why Trump doesn't wear glasses? He has 2020 vision.

   Obama should resign a day early to make Biden the 45th president just to ruin all of Trump's merchandise.

   C'mon everybody. Ease up on Donald Trump. After all, we now finally have a First Family I can masturbate to.

   are most of these anti trump people on welfare?

   The population of the USA 323.1 million, CNN Fake News watchers 1.72 million. 99% stand with Trump, unless you’re an idiot.

   Trump is banning Tik Tok so if you still want to see 16 year old girls dance you have to get on a plane with Bill Clinton.

   You have four years to fix this country Joe. What are you doing instead? Talking about Trump every single day!

   How much is SNL paying Donald Trump to run for President?

   If you stubbed your toe, it probably was Trump's fault

   Roger Ailes quits FOX News ..... Guess it's up to Trump Now!

   Trump wants Obama to show his birth certificate.. In other news, Trump is still trying to find all his marriage certificates.

   Ask any Biden voter exactly why they're voting for him, on what merits, and ask them do it without bringing up Donald Trump. They can't

   Trump and I do agree on one thing. We'd both like to b@ng his daughter.

   Apparently Milania Trump is an extremely influential speaker ..... She gives one single speech and all of a sudden Hillary Supporters are all about Honesty and Integrity. Heck ... I wonder what would happen if she gives another one!

   The thugs showing up at trump rallies are just mad because they are afraid they'll have to work

   Since the stores are all sold out... I'm thinking maybe Trump can get us some of those paper towels back he gave to Puerto Rico.

   Just say Donald Trump's 2015 tax return. He made $38,000 in salary and extra $2 billion in pre-taxed "tips".

   Hey Bernie supporters, Trump will get you a better job while Hillary will only raise your taxes.