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I asked my Heart : Why can't I Sleep at Night? My Heart told me : Because you have already Slept in the Afternoon. Don't act like you are in Love !
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12-17-2011 10:03 by The piper
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We must love and respect one another. Except people who decorate Christmas trees with blue lights. They should be waterboarded.
i love going to church. especially when they pass around free money
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07-23-2013 19:57
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If you love a cat, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours to keep.... If it doesn't, you drove far enough.
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06-30-2013 06:56 by snotty
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He always has the same expression on his face; “only a mother could love.”
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04-22-2010 16:03 by cj
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when I make love, I like to do so to the sounds of the Star Trek theme, so that way the girl feels she's going to a place where no other girl has gone before
Shouldn't love handles really be called hate handles since nobody really wants them?
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07-20-2012 09:21
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You can't control love. That's the best and worst part of it.
When I say I love you, I do it with the same amount of sincerity with which a celebrity claims he loves all his fans. Zero.
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08-18-2012 13:41
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I'd trade my heart for a liver. Less love and more alcohol.
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06-29-2013 13:12
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If love were truly blind people wouldn't be so damn picky.
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11-05-2012 08:10
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Just wrote my wedding vows, it says, "I'll love & respect you, for fear of the death penalty for murder." Incase anyone wants to propose...
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10-02-2012 09:28
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I thought LL in LL Cool J meant :adies Love....it obviously means "Lip Licker" cuz that's all he does after he finishes a sentence!! Gotta love the Grammy's!!
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02-12-2012 22:53 by urboyblue
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I taught her how to love, she taught me how to hate.
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10-14-2011 14:19
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Oh life I love you, specially your things I mean living things, some of them are severely cool
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07-16-2011 16:22 by Hamd
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I love Instagram's new direct messaging feature because I've always thought, "If only this picture of someone's dinner was just for me."
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12-13-2013 00:53
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Chicken is better than that girl who said she will die for you. Chicken actually died for you. Chicken is true love.
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02-22-2016 04:27
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A Perfect Question To Ask At Any Job Interview: Do you monitor email and internet usage as I love to look at hardcore porn sites during office hours?
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04-12-2016 02:33
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"Everything you do bothers me." A love story.
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07-01-2014 00:48
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I can't make you love me, but I can hold your head underwater until you stop breathing.
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05-13-2017 11:57 by psycho
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