love Funny Status Messages

   Of course best friend, you are allowed to have other friends as long as you love me more.

   I love blank papers. They are so innocent.

   Love is: doing it in random spots all over the house so no one has to sleep in the wet spot.

   I love when you go to get a massage and they ask you where it hurts and you start crying cause it's your entire existence.

   Anger occasionally makes me have a sh!tty day. Love occasionally makes me have a sh!tty 3 years.

   Love is like working out it hurts really bad until you just give up and eat a cake.

   First rule of the women's club: listen to us. No no, respect us. Wait no, love us for our mind. Hmm no...I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND.

   Just dropped a cigarette between my car seat & the console & now I know what Courtney Love feels like when she's trying to find a good vein.

   I love science too. But not enough to warrant profanity.

   All you need is love. But a little booze now and then doesn't hurt.

   I'm 99.9999% sure you're not in love with me, but it's that 0.0001% that gives me hope and keeps me holding on.

   S.I.N.G.L.E = Sometimes It's Not Good to Love Everybody

   predicting to go another year without love... as long as I have apple juice I'm good though.

   I just love waking up in the middle of the night, to find I still have hours to sleep before I have to be at work!!!

   Piglets are so cute. I love it how we eat them when they get fat and ugly.

   I love getting fresh clean underwear out of the dryer....I just wish I knew who they belong to!

   When a couple is so much in love, they are called LOVE BIRDS. When a couple always argues and fight, they are called ANGRY BIRDS.

   Rihanna "Fell in love in a hopeless place". Must have been in Greece.

   People now a days throw the word love around like its a goddamn frisbee! How are you going to start dating someone and 4 days later post how much you love them? B!tch you dont even know them!

   Great love makes us capable of great courage. Like getting married & giving someone half your sh*t.