love Funny Status Messages

   People who always say "love is blind" need to be reminded that Stevie Wonder is divorcing his wife.

   Sometimes I screw up intentionally just so I can say, “You were right dear” B itches love hearing “You were right dear”

   How much does it cost these days to make someone love you?

   boy, the day flys by when you do something you love. Like sleep till Noon...

   It gives me collywobbles to admit this but most of what I post is purely flibbertigibbet. It's not that I think you to be a gobemouche, i'm just a pettifogger and a slangwanger. I'm not a snollygoster, I just love to bloviate. Thanks for understanding!

   Only those who dare to fall in love will grow a lot wiser.

   Never forget to love your family.. because when everyone is in and out of your life, family is always there

   love just isn't enough to keep two people together. You need money too to finance that shingding.

   If you love someone, screw their brains out on a daily basis, and letting them go will never become an issue.

   "Rawr" does NOT mean "I love you" in dinosaur. You ever seen Jurassic Park? It means, I'm going to eat you

   Love is not only for lovers, it is also felt by friends who understand each other more than lovers.

   there are so many people I would love to tell off... if only I never had to see them again

   Children need a lot of love & understanding but men need even more.

   There's gratification and then there's "I love not responding to you on facebook chat" gratification.

   Of course best friend, you are allowed to have other friends as long as you love me more.

   I love blank papers. They are so innocent.

   Love is: doing it in random spots all over the house so no one has to sleep in the wet spot.

   I love when you go to get a massage and they ask you where it hurts and you start crying cause it's your entire existence.

   Anger occasionally makes me have a sh!tty day. Love occasionally makes me have a sh!tty 3 years.

   Love is like working out it hurts really bad until you just give up and eat a cake.