pigpen1961 Funny Status Messages

   Happy Triskaidekaphobia Day!!! and a full moon to add to it

   ʎןıɯɐɟ & spuǝıɹɟ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ʎɯ ¡¡¡ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ ɯoɹɟ sbuıʇǝǝɹb

   Did you know the salt in the ocean is from all the misunderstood sharks, crying, because they just want to cuddle!

   I don’t understand the whole concept of a massage. You get a woman to rub all over every single part of your body except the one part you really want rubbed on

   If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home...

   I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.

   Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?

   There is no way I'm getting my wife a gun because there is no way I'm not getting shot with that gun. Buying my wife a gun is sort of like me saying, 'You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise.

   Given that St. Valentine was a 3rd century Roman Priest who was stoned and beheaded, wouldn't a more appropriate celebration of the evening be taking one's steady gal to witness a brutal murder?

   was playing "FARMVILLE" when immigration showed up and took all my workers ! ! ! !