MWC Funny Status Messages

   I always thought it was "Blew by you"

   Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of the 18th floor night club, was not a bouncer.

   I got into a debate with a Flat Earther today . He said he would walk to the edge to prove he's right.... I told him he'd come around eventually.

   All my post were removed, because someone took A Fence

   Somebody ripped a page out of my new 2024 calendar! I'm disMayed!

   I'm thinking about taking up Meditation. It's better than sitting around doing nothing.

   Told my Cat I was going to teach him English today....He looked up and said... Me? How?

   My Grief Counselor died today. He was so good.. I don't even care!

   I went to the doctor because I couldn’t stop listening to Tom Jones. He told me it’s not unusual

   Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder, where in the hell are the dream police!