Kman Funny Status Messages

   the economy is so bad, that hookers are now giving away toasters.

   he gets his morals from the men's room wall.

   in light of Anderson Cooper coming out....the reach around will now be known as the AC 360

   I wonder if Tom Cruise is jumpin on the couch again since he's getting a divorce.

   If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.

   at the current rate of the economy hookers are gonna be giving away toasters soon.

   Feels sorry for K-9 drug sniffin dogs on their day off.....what do you mean we're not going to work....you don't understand mannnnn.

   getting a restraining order on Old Man Winter

   Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.

   There's only one thing wrong with wife swapping. You get another wife.