Dragon-king Funny Status Messages

   If you're playing with your X-Box all day, she'll break up with you and some dude will be playing with your ex's box all night.

   showed my son the switch that makes the fridge light go off when the door closes. He looked at me like I'd just shot Santa in the nuts.

   I slap my own ass when having sex cause I'm that kinky. . . And alone.

   "Now if I could just figure out something to do with my hands, I'd be set!" - Every white guy while dancing, ever.

   going to help support the Greek Debt Crisis by eating more Greek Dressing . . . .and Bakliva

   thinks Michael's heart: just couldn't Beat It . . . too soon? too soon?

   you`ll notice after reading this notice, that this notice isn`t worth noticing

   wonders why, if vegetarian food tastes so good, do they keep eating Turkey-flavored this, Sausage-like that, and Meat-like Balls Marinara?

   No trees were harmed in the posting of this Facebook status, but several million electrons were mildly inconvenienced.

   drinking till I'm someone else's problem