Cracky Funny Status Messages

   Watching all these Hollywood people pretend they didnt know about Weinstein is some of the best acting they’ve done in years

   United States population: 323.1 million. Trinidad and Tobago population: 1.3 million. And they just eliminated us from the World Cup.

   Pastor Joel Osteen won't open his Houston ⛪ church that can hold 16,000 for hurricane victims because it only provides shelter from taxes.

   Kim and Kanye name their newborn son Saint West because it will take a miracle for him to turn out normal.

   Finding out Charlie Sheen tested positive for HIV is like finding out Bob Marley tested positive for marijuana.

   WhatsApp now has 2 blue ticks when the person has read the message. I guess I can't ignore people on purpose anymore.

   Did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by now?

   That embarrassing moment when you shoot a three pointer at a dustbin and miss.