Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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When will these social media model wannabes learn that guys drool over anything. The only things required are 2 t'ts, a hole, and a heartbeat. Heartbeat optional.
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06-28-2023 09:16
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My smart mouth always gets me in trouble. And if it's not my mouth, it's my facial expressions.

Did you know that 36% of women are battered ... and all this time ...I've been eating them raw
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06-26-2023 00:17
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Everybody hates a cliffhanger because of the

God always answers prayers. The problem is 99% of the time the answer is "no."

Q. What has red hair, big shoes and lives in a test tube? A. Bozo the Clone.
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06-23-2023 21:16 by Kull
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Country music
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06-23-2023 20:48
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Hunter Biden walks away from multiple felony charges. The media; look, a submarine!
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06-23-2023 16:26
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Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and WILL be used against you... So use your right to remain silent!

There have been a lot of tasteless jokes about the lost Titan submarine. How could people sink so low?
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06-23-2023 08:11
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TITAN? More like TiN cAN. RIP Explorers
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06-22-2023 16:14
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A vessel that didn't undergo a certification process, had issues on all of its previous dives, and was operated utilizing an aftermarket video game controller. What could possibly go wrong?

Titan sun
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06-22-2023 09:58
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Only rich people can figure out a way to die on the Titanic 111 years later.
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06-21-2023 19:13 by kW
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It doesn't require artificial intelligence to know that artificial sweeteners taste bad.
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06-20-2023 09:55 by Termite
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Would boiling water in a balloon work in a water balloon fight? Asking for a friend 
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06-18-2023 18:56
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If we use feathers to tickle each other, what do birds use?
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06-17-2023 11:34
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Juneteenf
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06-16-2023 21:51 by Cullit
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“If your parents never had children, chances are… neither will you.”
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06-16-2023 13:39
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Obituaries always read, “passed away peacefully surrounded by family”, I want mine to read, “died in a blazing glory of incompetence”
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06-16-2023 13:36
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