Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Carrie Fisher will forever stake claim on the title of Best Buns.
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12-29-2016 11:32
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I'm going to an all white New Year's Eve party and I have nothing to wear
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12-29-2016 10:36
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Can someone tell me when Santa is coming? He forgot some of the stuff I asked for
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12-29-2016 10:35 by jitney
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my beer never tells me it has a girlfriend.
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12-29-2016 10:07
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Men in white windowless van's have the worst candy.
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12-29-2016 10:01
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Melania Trump just reported a suspicious small package in her bedroom.
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12-29-2016 09:59
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They say 50% of #status updates are written while sitting on the #toilet That's why I don't buy used mobile #phones .
OK 2016 there are still a few days left ... so I nominate Hillary and the Kardashians just to ballance things out ...
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12-29-2016 01:21
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Why in the hell is 2016 letting Kanye West live?
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12-28-2016 21:41
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I gave Santa Chocolate Laxative chip cookies...
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12-28-2016 21:09 by JAB
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OK... I think it's time for 2016 to die before any more good people do....
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12-28-2016 21:00
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Why is it friggen up if you put in a twitter neam
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12-28-2016 20:11
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Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take JCGJ too..
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12-28-2016 20:07
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Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Hillary too..
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12-28-2016 15:20 by JCGJ
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Carrie Fisher said Trump would never be her president and damned if she wasn't right!
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12-28-2016 15:00
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If you can't handle me at my drunk,...join the crowd.
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12-28-2016 12:45
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I wish I loved anything as much as Santa loves rich kids.
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12-28-2016 12:04
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Carrie Fisher was found unconscious by a relative,who tried to revive her with chest compressions. Unfortunately, the force wasn't strong enough.
Sierra, Echo, November, Delta. November, Uniform, Delta, Echo, Sierra
Apparently there are some "Careless Whispers" about how George Michaels passed away.
.... Still too soon?
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12-28-2016 01:47
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