Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Beyonce's twins will never have to work a day in their life. She should name one of them Lay-Z.
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02-03-2017 16:01
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If you think about it, to come clean is not an option. . .
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02-03-2017 13:34 by JAB
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I don't think allowing the mentally I'll people to obtain guns is making America great. Now I don't feel safe anymore.
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02-03-2017 11:34 by JW
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If your afraid to leave your teenage daughter home with your boyfriend then you may want to rethink ur relationship..
NEVER EXPECT A WOMAN TO PLAY HER PART, IF YOU STILL HAVE OTHER WOMEN AUDITIONING FOR HER ROLE'
NEWS FLASH If you bomb your home and kill all the roaches that live there .... in the roach world you are considered a terrorist.
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02-03-2017 10:12 by Paige
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Beyonce should really stick it to Trump by going ahead with the abortion
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02-03-2017 09:59
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I’d like to see the dollar store get a liquor license.
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02-03-2017 08:22 by Mikey c
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"Dating" is an anachronistic, nebulous means of defining a relationship. All it means is both parties are duping each other into some degree of permanency. Wait...that's marriage. I meant marriage.
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02-03-2017 07:51 by Mickey
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Have you ever wondered if there is such a thing as identical twins in zebras?
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02-03-2017 07:14
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pretty sure my girlfriend got her superpowers from being bit by a radioactive female dog.
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02-02-2017 22:00
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Dr: So, how did you dislocate your shoulder? Me: I panicked when the blood pressure machine at the store got tigh- I mean football..
Why does this day just keep repeating itself?
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02-02-2017 20:04
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Wife : Even if you cheated on me, I wouldn't leave you. Me : Really? Wife : Yes. Why would I reward you for cheating?
If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren't there hot chocolate trucks in the winter?
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02-02-2017 18:07
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I reenacted the romantic scene from "Lady and the Tramp", but it wasn't what I expected; my dog ate all the spaghetti.
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02-02-2017 17:51
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Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable
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02-02-2017 17:50
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DUI attorneys should buy some ad space on those Taco Bell hot sauce packets
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02-02-2017 17:49
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Beyonce has more African American people in her belly than Trump has in his cabinet.
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02-02-2017 17:47 by JW
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