Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Would you still eat from a bowl of jellybeans if you knew one out of a hundred will kill you? Same applies to refugees…

   No .... Not all Refugees are terrorist ..... However, Since the bad guys have already told us and sworn they have infiltrated the refugees .... The job is to find out which ones they are. It's Better to err on the side of Caution.

   CNN Breaking News: Falcons Playbook was Hacked by Russia!!!!

   So Mexico just announced that they will build a latter.

   Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie in the apocalypse is all the walking.

   Hey Dems, send Jill Stein your money. She's doing a recount of the Super Bowl.

   Okay you refugees, idiots aren't terrorist. By definition, they are running away from the idiots. Why are you too stupid to realize this???????

   Atlanta won the popular vote

   I haven't seen a lead blown that great since Hillary's 2016 campaign

   The Falcons won the popular Vote!

   ..... The only thing deflated at this year's Superb owl was the Falcons.

   Now Falcons fans feel like Hillary supporters felt like on election night

   If I wanted a comeback from Brady I would have scraped the back of his throat

   When I die I want the Falcons to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time

   Houston we have a ball game

   It's not that easy to not think about Donny all day. I mean you too would be constantly worried if you left a loony in charge of your house and kids.

   Lady Gaga covered more field than the Patriot

   Sure, Lady Gaga just put on an amazing show, but she's no 3 Doors Down.

   Lady gaga had more yards in the air than Tom Brady.

   Thanks to the Super Bowl, I use Roman Numeral's at least once a year. Still more than I use algebra.