Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Interviewer: You responded to my question too briefly and you were hesitant. Me: I was thinking how stupid your question was!
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03-08-2017 14:51
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So does Caitlyn Jenner get a half-day off? #Daywithoutwomen
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03-08-2017 14:50 by Mr. E
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"If you build it, they will come." -Inventor of the Vibrator
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03-08-2017 14:49
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The lyrics for "hush little baby" are basically saying "I will buy you anything if you just shut the heck up". And now we wonder why so many kids feel like they need everything...
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03-08-2017 14:26
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Happy "Go Make Me A Sandwich" day!
For those celebrating Woman's Day... A 'man' won women of the year last year...just sayin..
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03-08-2017 13:29
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Just had a bunch of Persian food for lunch. It was so delicious, but now I falafel.
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03-08-2017 13:28
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Day 3 of the flu is going well so far. I managed to brush my teeth without sneezing!!
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03-08-2017 12:01
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Today is International Women's Day, It was supposed to be yesterday, but they couldn't get everything ready on time.
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03-08-2017 11:44
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It's hump day, and international women's Day ... so make sure you hump as many international women as you can.
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03-08-2017 11:40
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Flu stages: Day one, feel like dying. Day two: Afraid I'm dying. Day three: Afraid I'm not dying...
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03-08-2017 10:50
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Every problem has got a public holiday. World AIDS day, cancer day, Labour Day and today Women's Day
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03-08-2017 10:36
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"Spring Ahead" this weekend for Daylight Saving Time proves there is a much quicker way than Facebook to lose an hour in your life....
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03-08-2017 09:49 by bob
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It's International Women's Day. That means only the women with sexy accents right?
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03-08-2017 09:36 by Diesel
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Rush-hour traffic is flowing smoothly, and there are no accidents on all major freeways. #DayWithoutWomen
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03-08-2017 09:06 by slyniti
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Daylight Savings Time: I say start it on a Monday at 5 pm. You wouldn't lose the hour on Sunday, and it would shorten Monday.
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03-08-2017 07:50 by Mick
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The truth shall set you free. Unless you are in court. Then you should probably just shut up.
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03-08-2017 07:13
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You never forget your first love. No matter how hard you try.
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03-08-2017 07:12
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"Don't MAKE me turn this beat around!" -Gloria Estefan yelling at her kids.
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03-08-2017 07:12
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I just called BS but it went straight to voicemail.
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03-08-2017 07:11
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