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Trumps first hour in the whitehouse - Clean up all the crack baggies
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04-01-2017 17:40
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Hillary Clinton was caught telling the truth today.... April Fools!
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04-01-2017 17:36
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BREAKING: Mike Flynn's microwave just offered to testify in exchange for immunity.
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04-01-2017 16:19
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Wonders if Mike Pence sleeps upside down from his ceiling in his house with no furniture.
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04-01-2017 16:17
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Miss the days when a White House scandal only involved the Oval Office and an intern with dirty knees.
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04-01-2017 16:16
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The EPA is rejecting science in favor of blind faith in mega-conglomerates who prize profit over humanity. That's why it was created, right?
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04-01-2017 16:14
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Watching the news is like playing Clue. So how do you think Flynn's going to die? Bannon in the bathroom with a needle.
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04-01-2017 16:13
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Trump has been divorced three times. From: 1) Ivanka. 2) Marla. 3) Reality.
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04-01-2017 16:12
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Every day is April Fools if you voted for Trump.
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04-01-2017 16:10
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Don't get Donald Trump started on how Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd is no match for Dreamy Eyes Sean Hannity.
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04-01-2017 16:09
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Wonder if Donald is going to borrow money from Vladimir Putin to pay for Trump University lawsuit.
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04-01-2017 16:09
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Want to help mexicans? Forget protesting the wall. Get your family on heroin.
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04-01-2017 14:47
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I installed an energy saving water heater this morning. It's a tankless job but somebody has to do it.
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04-01-2017 14:05
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Mom: Clean up your room. We have company coming over for dinner. Me: And we're all going to eat in my room?
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04-01-2017 06:33
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Curosity killed the cat, but I was suspect for a while
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04-01-2017 05:34 by
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If to this day you still going on about how Trump won, you are an idiot of the lowest order. By now you should be talking about how Trump made America great again, which unfortunately is just a promised pipe dream.
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04-01-2017 05:31
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At my age the only thing that gets TURNED on is MR. Coffee
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04-01-2017 04:27
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been single for so long I should change my name to "Kraft"
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03-31-2017 22:34 by
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I think I just saw the Mucinex family walking out of Wal-Mart.
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03-31-2017 21:16 by
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I'm so glad we don't have a Democrat president or else everyone would be crying.....wait everyone is!
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