Funny Status Message #179910

X says A vulture with two dead raccoons tried to board a plane. The flight attendant said "Sorry Sir, only one carrion allowed."
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Monday August 28, 2017 @ 04:38 PM

This old, tired, worn out joke exemplifies what's meant by the adage "The pun is the lowest form of wit."

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