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Want to clear out a room quickly? Start playing muskrat love loudly. You are welcome.
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02-18-2012 06:24 by flinnie
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Prince and Sheena Easton never did tell us who won the World Series of love.
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02-18-2012 06:22 by flinnie
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You know you are in love with a guy when you think about having sex with him.
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02-17-2012 21:11 by BEGO
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I love a hot chick in a football jersey. Or a regular shirt. Or a dress. Or naked. Whatever
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02-17-2012 18:02
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nothing says I love you like saying, "if I cant have you , no one can" and demanding a reply with a .38 special
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02-16-2012 09:46
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love the scoring system on storage wars..lets see...a broken tricycle, thats $200, used tupperware...$600......
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02-15-2012 13:21
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I love you in Blue...I love you in Red...But most of all...I love you in....Blue
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02-14-2012 16:57
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I really spoiled her today. First I bought her a lovely new scent. Then I rubbed essential oils into her beautiful body and then I did the vacuuming and dusting. I f** love my BMW!
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02-14-2012 11:54
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he drew a flower on the ky intense box.....sigh, ...i love him
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02-14-2012 10:18
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"I used to love her, but I had to kill her" ~~ Guns & Roses celebrating Valentines alone, probably....
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02-14-2012 08:47 by Slickpony
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Happy Mushy-Card-Nasty-Candy-in-a-Heart-Shaped-Box-Big-Balloon-That-Barely-Fits-in-Your-Car-And-You-Can't-See-to-Back-Up-$75-Rose s-That-Can-be-Bought-Tomorrow-for-$20-but-Must-be-Sent-to-"Prove"-Your-Love-Stand-In-Line-for-Two-Hours-to-Eat Day!! <HATE
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02-14-2012 07:04 by Reznor
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Love pshhhh I rather fall in chocolate
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02-14-2012 05:16
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I'm going to spend this Valentine's Day with the one I love......I just hope she's working her corner.
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02-14-2012 01:12
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Dear pretty girls in my classes, You have significantly improved my attendance. Keep doing what you do. Much love, The brunette guy you keep catching staring at you.
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02-13-2012 23:14
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The only "B" word you should call a girl is beautiful. B!tches love being called beautiful.
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02-13-2012 18:14
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won't be able to spend Valentine's Day with the love of his life who keeps him warm, cosy and protected!!! I'm sorry bed but I'll be cheating on you with that b^tçh mistress of mine I call work.
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02-13-2012 16:13
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What's black, lies on the floor, "Will Always Love You" and has white stuff around it's nose? A border collie.
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02-13-2012 09:40 by Xprivado
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The greatest love of all, is the 8ball I've got in me...
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02-12-2012 23:25
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I thought LL in LL Cool J meant :adies Love....it obviously means "Lip Licker" cuz that's all he does after he finishes a sentence!! Gotta love the Grammy's!!
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02-12-2012 22:53 by urboyblue
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"I warned her.." -courtney love
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02-12-2012 20:31
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