love Funny Status Messages

   I don't know what Squidward's problem is. I would love to live next to SpongeBob!

   Future old age homes are gonna love the nipple rings . so handy to lift them up and change the sheets

   What's black, 'will always love you,' and has white on the nose? ... a Border Collie.

   I wonder what it feels like to spend an entire Saturday trying to come up with something funny to post here and getting no love at all... Not that I spent all day thinking this up or anything...

   Want to clear out a room quickly? Start playing muskrat love loudly. You are welcome.

   Prince and Sheena Easton never did tell us who won the World Series of love.

   You know you are in love with a guy when you think about having sex with him.

   I love a hot chick in a football jersey. Or a regular shirt. Or a dress. Or naked. Whatever

   nothing says I love you like saying, "if I cant have you , no one can" and demanding a reply with a .38 special

   love the scoring system on storage wars..lets see...a broken tricycle, thats $200, used tupperware...$600......

   I love you in Blue...I love you in Red...But most of all...I love you in....Blue

   I really spoiled her today. First I bought her a lovely new scent. Then I rubbed essential oils into her beautiful body and then I did the vacuuming and dusting. I f** love my BMW!

   he drew a flower on the ky intense box.....sigh, ...i love him

   "I used to love her, but I had to kill her" ~~ Guns & Roses celebrating Valentines alone, probably....

   Happy Mushy-Card-Nasty-Candy-in-a-Heart-Shaped-Box-Big-Balloon-That-Barely-Fits-in-Your-Car-And-You-Can't-See-to-Back-Up-$75-Rose s-That-Can-be-Bought-Tomorrow-for-$20-but-Must-be-Sent-to-"Prove"-Your-Love-Stand-In-Line-for-Two-Hours-to-Eat Day!! <HATE

   Love pshhhh I rather fall in chocolate

   I'm going to spend this Valentine's Day with the one I love......I just hope she's working her corner.

   Dear pretty girls in my classes, You have significantly improved my attendance. Keep doing what you do. Much love, The brunette guy you keep catching staring at you.

   The only "B" word you should call a girl is beautiful. B!tches love being called beautiful.

   won't be able to spend Valentine's Day with the love of his life who keeps him warm, cosy and protected!!! I'm sorry bed but I'll be cheating on you with that b^tçh mistress of mine I call work.