love Funny Status Messages

   Gas is going up even higher and no way Obama will help. Democrats love high gas prices because they blame it on the republicans, and they think people driving less is better for going green.

   Next time a telemarketer calls, hit 'em with an "I love you" right off the bat. Just keep saying it, no matter what they say

   If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski.

   hey ladies, fallin' head over heels in love only happens in your 20's.. After that the best you can hope for is heels over head

   I fell off the bed in the middle of it and she yelled "5 second rule" and kept doing it. I think I'm in love...

   I don't know what Squidward's problem is. I would love to live next to SpongeBob!

   Future old age homes are gonna love the nipple rings . so handy to lift them up and change the sheets

   What's black, 'will always love you,' and has white on the nose? ... a Border Collie.

   I wonder what it feels like to spend an entire Saturday trying to come up with something funny to post here and getting no love at all... Not that I spent all day thinking this up or anything...

   Want to clear out a room quickly? Start playing muskrat love loudly. You are welcome.

   Prince and Sheena Easton never did tell us who won the World Series of love.

   You know you are in love with a guy when you think about having sex with him.

   I love a hot chick in a football jersey. Or a regular shirt. Or a dress. Or naked. Whatever

   nothing says I love you like saying, "if I cant have you , no one can" and demanding a reply with a .38 special

   love the scoring system on storage wars..lets see...a broken tricycle, thats $200, used tupperware...$600......

   I love you in Blue...I love you in Red...But most of all...I love you in....Blue

   I really spoiled her today. First I bought her a lovely new scent. Then I rubbed essential oils into her beautiful body and then I did the vacuuming and dusting. I f** love my BMW!

   he drew a flower on the ky intense box.....sigh, ...i love him

   "I used to love her, but I had to kill her" ~~ Guns & Roses celebrating Valentines alone, probably....

   Happy Mushy-Card-Nasty-Candy-in-a-Heart-Shaped-Box-Big-Balloon-That-Barely-Fits-in-Your-Car-And-You-Can't-See-to-Back-Up-$75-Rose s-That-Can-be-Bought-Tomorrow-for-$20-but-Must-be-Sent-to-"Prove"-Your-Love-Stand-In-Line-for-Two-Hours-to-Eat Day!! <HATE