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In school I was always the teachers pet. I was like a pet cat though. They just woke me up when it was time to eat.
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04-17-2017 21:12 by
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ever look at somebodys feet and there toes look like Fritoes
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04-17-2017 20:48 by
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All this talk about egg rolls is making me hungry for Chinese foood.
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04-17-2017 12:36
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I really hate it when people constantly need reassurance. You know what I mean?
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04-17-2017 12:04 by
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And then Satan said "put the alphabet in math"
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04-17-2017 12:03 by
Mr E
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They made Paul McCartney and Elton John knights. What's the point if they aren't going to joust?
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04-17-2017 12:03 by
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I knew the fun part of my life was over when my friends started getting pregnant on purpose
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04-17-2017 12:02 by
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The pollen count is so high meth labs are busy trying to turn their meth back into Benadryl
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04-17-2017 12:01 by
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The pollen count is so high math labs are busy trying to turn their math back in to Benadryl
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04-17-2017 12:00 by
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Fun At The Office Tip: Eat an Easter egg on the Friday after Easter, then wait for the employees to start an office pool named, "What crawled up your a$$ and died?"
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04-17-2017 10:52 by
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At the end of each day life should ask us, "Do you want to save the changes?"
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04-17-2017 08:49
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Those who speak charismatically does not mean they speak the truth.
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04-16-2017 21:26 by
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I downloaded an APP to do my taxes. I hope it hurries.....It's running out of time........
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04-16-2017 17:17
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Well Easter is almost over, just saw Walmart employees putting up Christmas Decorations......
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04-16-2017 11:08
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God was invented by the caveman to explain thunder and other stuff he could not explain.
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04-16-2017 10:31
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Man I am beat! Feel like I just flew on United
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04-16-2017 09:39 by
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Do you think all the giraffes sit around and watch Margaret in Nebraska give birth?
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04-15-2017 08:42
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We will rock you until another one bites the dust and we are the champions.
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04-15-2017 02:31
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Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, "That completes my order" before they ask.
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04-15-2017 02:30
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I'm out of bacon. This is my suicide note.
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