love Funny Status Messages

   I hate when I accidentally get married and have 11 children with a woman then realize I dont love her anymore and leave her for my secretary

   Telling somebody you love them is like telling them your dream from last night. You can explain all you want. They'll never understand.

   Its the love of money thats the root of all evil you retard get your facts straight..

   I hate when couples say "I love you." after just a week of dating. Ignorant fools. Makes me want to slap them in the face.

   Tim Tebow may love Jesus, but it's pretty apparent that Jesus is NOT a Tebow fan.

   I love the word "Allegedly". You can make up anything about anyone without any reprisal... allegedly.

   Women are not complicated... They just want love... and chocolate... and shoes... and some other stuff

   I love driving behind old people. You can get so much done: eat breakfast, lunch and dinner, read a book... write a book, etc.

   An ex should stay an EX. They`re an EXample of the wrong love & an EXplanation for why you deserve better!

   Ladies, if you love a man, set him free. If he comes back he will be yours forever. If he doesn't, the new chick probably does anil.

   I'm ambidextrous; I can drink and make love equally well with either my left or right hand.

   ♫So I'm shaving all my love.....Yeah I'm shaving all my lovin'...Yes I'm shaving all my love for you ♫

   Gotta love the siri iphone 4. My friend farted in the car and siri new we had pizza..!!

   You can keep your love, your trust is what attracts me.

   I'll rather slip and fall in sh!t than fall in love with you!

   If absence really makes the heart grow fonder, then the boss is going to *love* my new 2-day work weeks.

   Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

   I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.

   Nothing says love like, "I'm busy this weekend but I'll call you Wednesday."

   I don't wanna be presumptuous, but I think this Sandra Fluke chick just might be the love of my weekend. Now, if she'd only return my phone calls...